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Legitimacy Factor: Long Dick of the Law

While #1 Animal House inspired colleges everywhere to achieve the most prestigious Greek-life possible, it also laid the framework for the shitty realities of life: #29 Anti-Hazing Douchebags. Society...

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Signature Books

When it comes to the Brotherhood, we’re all developing our inner-frat-star status with every day that goes by. Yet, unlike the typical #20 GDI, each and every frat star will be famous one day. In...

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Quote of the Day

“Pledge attire is life attire. Overall, pledging is a lifestyle.” After a semester of rituals, hazing, partying and what-not, any and all pledges develop a lifestyle unknown to most. By no means is...

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Game Day Pledgeship

The life of a pledge is full of ups-and-downs: a rollercoaster, if you will. With orientation, pledge socials, hell week, and so much more, it’s tough to put your finger on the highest-highs or the...

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Alcoholic Pledgeship

With the transition of high school to college comes the expectation of social survival. Your dorm room gets smaller and smaller by the day, all-the-while your social life dwindles. Once you’ve grown a...

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Hazing Video

Every once in a while the Brotherhood runs across a video worth sharing. In most cases, society’s taboo practices usually create a gold-mine of underground content. Yet, there isn’t too much evidence...

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IN THE NEWS: SAE Alumni Rack Up $12K Rampage

As always, the Brotherhood keeps you in-the-know. The latest story comes out of the great state of Tennessee. Vanderbilt held its homecoming weekend last week, and as is tradition, the fraternities...

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You Signed Up For This

No matter how much of a badass you are, there will definitely come a point in pledgeship when you ask yourself… why the fuck am I doing this? Yet, not to worry, this doesn’t rival the trepid days of...

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Quote of the Day

“It’s good for them. It embarrasses a little, but relieves them a lot. Makes them part of the group.” — the late Vince Lombardi on rookie hazing. Celebrities all around the country can learn a thing or...

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IN THE NEWS: Marching Band Hazing Death in Florida

Not to be racist, but Florida A&M turns the minority into the majority. No matter where you’re from, multi-cultural fraternities take hazing to a whole new level. Yet, as previously discussed,...

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Fall Pledgeship 101

The honeymoon is over. The bromance that is #2 Rush has come to an end. Reality has set in, much to the dismay of all rushees. No longer does the brotherhood care where you’re from, or how much of a...

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YouTube Parody

Yet another fraternity pledgeship/hazing video parody. A little ridiculous, but it gets the point across. Enjoy it before it gets taken down. It won’t last long. Sound off in the comments below....

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University of Alabama Suspends All Pledgeship Activities

One of the south’s most prominent Greek universities just took a hard knock-out. News coming out of UA reports that all pledging activities have been halted, immediately. The reason? Good old...

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Pledge Accessories

You don’t think our pledges would walk around empty handed, now do you? Absolutely not. A pledge comes fully equipped with anything and everything that the brotherhood needs. Pledges are capable of...

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Initiation

It’s that time of the year. Hell week can’t last forever. The Brotherhood says goodbye to Santa’s little helpers. Yet, while pledges are no more, a celebration is in order.  It’s time to initiate. The...

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Top 5 Hazing Techniques… Online

Society doesn’t give the Brotherhood enough credit. Just like porn paves paths into new technologies, the Brotherhood isn’t far behind either. We might be hated, but we’re fucking innovators. If...

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Submitted Story: The Shitter

A story from the front-line is always appreciated. While this one doesn’t have a punch-line to it, it’s good to see that the Brotherhood continues it’s partying ways. Party on bros, party on.  Name:...

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#WhyWeNeedFrat

Why do we need frat? Well, here’s your answer:                                                                           Check out more… It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.          

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Pledge Class President

The leader of all leaders. Oh, the irony. The word “president” comes with an air of confidence, importance and meaning. Well fuck that. Welcome pledgeship, and welcome Mr. Pledge Class President. No...

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Quote of the Day

“Pledgeship is like a rainbow. Pledges do everything in their power to find the brotherhood’s pot of gold. It’s fucking beautiful in the eyes of the brothers. The pledges fuck themselves over all the...

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The Pledge Who Does Nothing

Now let’s face it, we’re all in college and we all don’t really give a fuck about getting shit done. That’s self-explanatory. If you’ve ever pledged a frat, or have any intention to do so, let’s just...

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Quote of the Day

“The brotherhood awaits the newest set of pledges like it’s the night before Christmas. Each present comes with special features, such as designated driving, personal catering and unified hazing.” Next...

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Brotherhood-Haters: Fuck the Police

As a pledge, there are a solid number of sounds that will make you shit your pants. Take for instance, the sound of shattered glass, heavy footsteps and drunken brothers laughing. The combination of...

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Submit Your Pledging Story

Be a man. Spit it out. We know you’ve got stories, and we want to hear them. Submit your story at the top of the page. Just remember: It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood. In case you forgot, pledging...

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The Importance of Secrecy

Well fuck, isn’t this an entire website devoted to the revelation of pledgeship secrets? You bet your ass it is. So what about secrecy? I’ll shove it up the brotherhood’s ass, that’s what I’ll do....

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Quote of the Day

“As a rookie brother, hazing a pledge is like making love for the first time. It’s always awkward at first, but practice makes perfect. Your manly essence thanks you for your guilty pleasure.” Blast...

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Celebrities Who Need To Get Hazed

Hazing? Never heard of it. Fraternities these days shower their pledges with presents and dandelions. It’s very cute to say the least. But hey, don’t take my word for it. Wikipedia tells all: hazing is...

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Quote of the Day

Pledging a fraternity is like buying a hooker. You get fucked, then fucked some more. But in the end, you’re literally paying for it. Blasts from the past: Rush Rob’s Story: Line-Ups Fear of the...

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Submitted Story: Margarita Mondays

As promised, the Brotherhood will be heard. An unknown author, going by the name of Where’s Wale from George Washington University, tells his story: After getting hospitalized Thursday (and obviously...

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Quote of the Day

“Getting hammered is an essential component of pledgeship. When you find yourself holding your pledge brother’s fuck-stick during an elephant walk, you better hope you’re shitfaced.”     Blast from the...

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The Ideal Pledge

As brothers, we’d all love to have Hooters girls driving us around, serving us dinner and getting hardcore hazed. And in this case, sexually hazed. Well, we can’t all win the lottery now can we?...

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Quote of the Day

Walking around campus in pledge attire is like waving a giant red flag. You mine-as-well have a shirt that says “I’m a bitch of the brotherhood, and I’m paying for my friends”. I’m probably the biggest...

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Frat Life Reality TV

The concept of televising fraternity life seems like the ideal form of entertainment. Constant parties, horny sorority girls and pledge hazing would make for quality television, especially on MTV....

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Quote of the Day

“Pledges have unwritten power. By ratting on the brotherhood for hazing, a pledge can successfully cancel pledgeship altogether. Did I mention the added incentive? The pledge also digs himself his own...

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GDI: God Damn Independents

For every hero, there lies a villain. For every frat-star, there lies a GDI. Let’s delve into a vocabulary lesson. GDI: God Damn Independent. For those in college who choose to live a life of solitary...

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Quote of the Day

Choosing a fraternity during rush is complicated. It’s a week-long version of speed dating. Yet, unlike blind dates, there’s always a fraternity that fits you. There’s no excuse to be a GDI. Updated...

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The Drunk Pledge

If you really wanna fire-up the brotherhood, shotgun a beer. But we’re not talking about your average Saturday night rager. If your dreams of frat-star status are truly worthy, you’ll get fucked up on...

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Fraternity Glory Days: The Top 3 Celebrities of 12 Big Fraternity Houses

Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe...

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Quote of the Day

You join a frat for three main reasons: 1) To be a bro 2) To party 3) To get laid Prioritize them in any way you’d like, there’s no wrong answer. If you haven’t already, check out our featured articles...

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Brother Hazing

For all you naive folk out there, pledges aren’t the only ones getting their shit rocked. Think about it, pledgeship only lasts for a few months. What the hell is the brotherhood supposed to do without...

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What pledge were you ?

So you’ve heard it all. Pledgeship encompasses every type of fired-up freshman known to man. We could talk all day long, but we want to know about you… The Token Fat Pledge? Overachieving Pledge? The...

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Urban Dictionary: Frat Edition

Public opinion can truly blow your mind a time or two, and nothing’s better than an online dictionary that defines the greatest terms known to man. Of course Greek-life will make its presence known,...

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Anti-Hazing Douchebags

Also known as GDI’s, Anti-Hazing Douchebags are all those opposed to the sacred ritual of hazing a pledge’s balls off. Who would ever disagree with such time-honored tradition? But hey, we can always...

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Fratty Vocabulary

It’s not everyday that we learn a new word or two. I’d be willing to throw down a few bucks to bet you’ve never heard of some of these. Quite possibly the greatest list of vocabulary words I’ve run...

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Quote of the Day

“Cold weather unifies a pledge class like nothing else. A frosty dip in the pool at 30-degrees never hurt anybody, right? With snow in hand, hazing just got a whole lot more interesting.” With the...

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Fratty Vocabulary

It’s not everyday that we learn a new word or two. I’d be willing to throw down a few bucks to bet you’ve never heard of some of these. Quite possibly the greatest list of vocabulary words I’ve run...

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What Pledge Were You ?

So you’ve heard it all. Pledgeship encompasses every type of fired-up freshman known to man. We could talk all day long, but we want to know about you… The Token Fat Pledge? Overachieving Pledge? The...

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Anti-Hazing Douchebags

Also known as GDI’s, Anti-Hazing Douchebags are all those opposed to the sacred ritual of hazing a pledge’s balls off. Who would ever disagree with such time-honored tradition? But hey, we can always...

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Fraternity Glory Days: The Top 3 Celebrities Of 12 Big Fraternity Houses

Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe...

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GDI: God Damn Independents

For every hero, there lies a villain. For every frat-star, there lies a GDI. Let’s delve into a vocabulary lesson. GDI: God Damn Independent. For those in college who choose to live a life of solitary...

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